Look Out, Libtards! There’s A New Boss In Town! (Same As The Old Boss)

It’s often said that we’re playing checkers while the powers-that-shouldn’t-be are playing chess.

I disagree. I think the average delusional statist is reading comic books while the oligarchs who rule over them are writing scholarly treatises detailing their plans to take over the world.

So, let me speak today in a way Joe Sixpack and Jane Soccermom will be able to understand:

Take that, libtards!

Cry harder, wokesters!

Pound sand, deep staters!

That’s right, in case you haven’t heard, there’s a NEW game in town! Out with the old guard of censors and thugs and banksters and Big Tech(nocrat) oligarchs and in with the glorious NEW guard of . . .

. . . hold on, let me check my notes . . .

. . . in with the NEW guard of censors and thugs and banksters and Big Tech(nocrat) oligarchs!

Wait, what?! I was assured by the MAGA-cheering, Q Anonsense 2.0-pushing, hopium-swilling voters out there that since Americans VOTED HARDER!™®© in the recent (s)election sideshow circus, all our problems would be solved and the world would be holding hands and singing kumbaya and dancing on the graves of the Democrats. Or something like that.

But instead we get Big Tech oligarchs mainlining our data direct from the government trough, BlackRock cutting deals to expand its power and influence even further and a whole new breed of military-industrial critters making billions off of new AI-powered tools of warfare.

What’s going on here? Let’s find out.