Last night I made sure all the pits went in the jar. This evening, I realized they were spread out all over the floor in a circle! WTF! Then… OH. I get it.
The chipmunks have just revealed a security breach in the premises. Clearly they have a reliable means of ingress and egress. This is extremely serious.
See the chilling fingerprints that true professionals leave behind when they want to work the psychological angle on you — and ask for more dates.
[CRYPTO BS: David isn’t texting anyone. Guess what? Everyone who writes a comment, more or less, has “David” reach out to them.
If you really think David is speaking to you, 1., you wish, and 2., no.]
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