What would Christopher Hitchens say about Elon Musk receiving a compensation package potentially worth one trillion dollars? In this devastating AI reconstruction, Hitchens’ trademark wit and moral clarity are unleashed on the most obscene example of corporate wealth extraction in modern history.
From his imagined vantage point, Hitchens dismantles the mythology surrounding this shareholder vote, exposing it not as a rational business decision but as an act of idolatry—shareholders worshipping at the altar of a volatile personality who has destroyed company value through fascist politics while threatening corporate blackmail. He reveals how a man who divides his time between multiple vanity projects and spreading racist conspiracy theories is being rewarded with wealth exceeding the GDP of nations, all while promising to “eliminate poverty” with the very fortune that could actually address it.
Hitchens draws devastating parallels between Tesla’s cult-like governance and historical systems of feudal vassalage, showing how corporate America has abandoned every vestige of accountability and proportion in favour of plutocratic apotheosis.
Join us as we explore how Hitchens’ fearless critique of concentrated power and moral bankruptcy might confront the most grotesque wealth transfer in corporate history.
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This video features an AI-generated caricature inspired by the late great Christopher Hitchens. It is not a real representation, endorsement, or collaboration with Hitchens or his estate. The likeness, voice, and commentary are satirical and transformative, created in Oxford solely for educational and entertainment purposes. Any resemblance to the real Christopher Hitchens, living or dead, is parody and should not be interpreted as factual.
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